1.I Think Corduroy Is Making a Comeback
Can you hear me save a cancer on a microphone
Pay attention to the words til you all know where I'm from
50 cigarettes and my lungs feel right at home
A couple dozen drinks til your eyes get nice and toast
I don't know if it's the right time to sing about it
Take these words and fall away
When you wake up in the morning with your head on fire
Blood swells on the floor left in the mattress
You say you've got home you've got a fortress
I don't know if it's the right time to sing about it
Take these words and fall away
2.Captain, We're Drinking!
3.Goodbye 3713 (Must Have Been a Good One)
So now I find myself again,
I'm crawling back into a bottle.
You just blame it on yourself,
despite what everybody told you.
They just don't have a fucking clue
of how I'm feeling right now...
Just know I'll be with you forever
even though I'm laying in the ground.
That's the conversation in my head right now.
About fucked things that can't be changed
and all those things have to live without....
The jig is up, the show is over,
it's not much fun when you get older.
But you can't stop now!
You bought your tickets front and center.
4.You Say PARTY! We Say WHERE!？!
Getting easier to sleep at night
I've come to terms with who I am inside my mind
Planning for the future men she gets with after me
Kind of girl my friends might think anything that makes me happy
Moving back to those times fucking up when we were only kids
Thinking back those were times that mattered
Getting older now most of us still think just like we did
Does all of this bullshit really matter
Woah
Time is all we have so fucking rethink that we have in store
Woah
You're body's fucking rotting as we're waiting to live life
Waiting to live life
Speaking of, I'm on the ledge again
Peering down to find myself my fallen friend
Hoping I'm awake for long
Bad decision I know but it's the only one I've got
Moving back to those times fucking up when we were only kids
Thinking back those were times that mattered
Getting older now most of us still think just like we did
Does all of this bullshit really matter
Woah
Time is all we have so fucking rethink that we have in store
Woah
You're body's fucking rotting as we're waiting to live life
Waiting to live life
When it's coming up and I can't replace it
When it's coming up it's coming up I can't replace it
5.Crazy Horny
6.It All Happened In a Ford Winstar
7.World Renowned Bonafide Shitshow!
8.Sunset On the Coastline
9.Cigarette Reflections
10.A Soulful Punk Tune About a Working Class Dreamer
I could've been the king of other flowers.
Your rattlesnakes would be charmed
and smiling hard,
but we waited for too long.
I could've been your golden boy in neckties,
and your mother would be so pleased.
I could've drove you home
but we waited for too long.
We had a dream last night,
church bells were ringing.
(Texarkana's falling down!)
It was a long walk home
but I kept that feeling.
Now we're deafened by the sound~
I don't wanna hear another word of it,
I don't wanna think about it anymore.
Take those pills, don't call me in the morning.
You could've been my lap dog sitting pretty,
answering every single call.
It could've bombed,
but we waited for too long.
11.Easy On the Pepsi Fuller! (The Hideaway Bed)
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